Random Thoughts About Minnesota Weather
We had quite the storm overnight. Thunder, lightning, rain, and hail. The hail woke me up with loud rumbling on the roof. I went to look out at the back deck where there was a carpet of it. All larger than a dime but smaller than a quarter, maybe 20 mm or so.
This morning, the damage it did to our cherry tomatoes and hops:
It’s cool and windy today, very fall-like. It seemed like just last week it was summer, hot and stormy. Hey, wait a minute, it was just last week.
There’s a semi-common Minnesota quip:
Don’t like the weather? Wait five minutes.
There’s a lot of truth to the quip. Perhaps the most extreme version of it that I’ve seen was a few summers ago. I’d taken a staycation, a week of use it or lose it vacation. My wife was working at her office and I was mostly goofing off, with a bit of puttering around the yard in the mix. It was a beautiful day but the forecast was for a big thunderstorm soon.
So I decided to drive to Canterbury Park for a bit of low-stakes poker. Got into my car and headed up to the T intersection at the end of the block. Like the moderately-safe driver I am, looked both ways before taking a left to head south for poker.
Look to the left. Bright, sunny, no wind, almost idyllic.
Look to the right. A vision into Hell. Black sky, swirling tree branches, torrential downpour.
Look back to the left. Go!
I guess I’d never realized that “a front coming through” could be such a literal line. If I thought about it at all, it was as a transitional area. Cold front on one side, warm front on the other. But not in this case; it was a clear cut delineation.
I was driving on a residential street with a 30 MPH speed limit initially, and 45 after crossing the nearby county line. But I would have had to be driving even faster than that to keep ahead of The Beast. Within a minute, I was driving through rain. Within three, it was raining so heavily that I could barely see the road, even with the wipers set to their fastest speed. I pulled off onto a side street, stopped the car, and turned on the radio. Joy of joys, a tornado warning.
Just another day in Minnesota.
Not sure if that storm made it this far north for me to see it. But I've been there and done that. It's kinda like a slo-mo slap in the face. You know it's coming, there is no stopping it, and you will get hit. Brace for impact, and try to enjoy the rest of your day if you survive. lol, no doubt, just another day in MN.
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.Where about are you in MN? I'm not too far from there myself. We were going to head up to the MN rennisance feast or Duluth this year but that pesky Covid put a stop to thoughts plans.
I live out in the burbs, west of the Twin Cities and a bit south of Lake Minnetonka.
I know the general place. I'm just across the boarder in ND. My wife and I use to head up that way to visit her sisters but it's been a while..
Oh shit! I suppose everything turned out alright as you survived to tell the tale but you left us with a cliff hanger!
An F1 tornado touched down about four miles west of where I was. Some structural damage but nobody was killed.
But I just sat in my car for a while listening to the radio. It was at least 10 minutes before I could see well enough to drive. They always tell you to get in a ditch if you’re stuck outside near a tornado, but there’s never a ditch when you need one so I took my chances inside the dry car.
You guys got it a lot worse than we did. The storms are tending to go around us once they hit Minneapolis, thermal updraft maybe? I'm not sure. I'm starting to see all of the bi-polar predictions for our winter surface now. It's the same thing every year, one camp predicts and El Nino (mild weather) and the other predicts a snowpacalypse. I hope the former is true.
That is one of the things I love about Minnesota. I totally get why storm chasers do what they do. Risky business, but how amazing to actually see and photograph the biggest storms Mother Nature serves up. I’m just the tornadoes tend to veer around the urban areas.
Sorry for your plants! The hail totally missed us!
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