THE TWO MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE 🙈🙈🙈

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If I had the power to undo some events and occurrences in my life, then this particular event would have been erased and cleared not just from existence but from the memories of the people that witnessed it...

What happened?, where did it happen?, how many times have i been a victim and what did i go through during these embarrassing moments of my life?, these are the questions i will answering in my posts, it is indeed a funny one but i could bet with you all that it wasn't funny at all that day hehe...

   IT HAPPENED TWICE 

I experienced the most embarrassing moments of my life years ago and that too in different locations, the first place was in the church while the second place was in my school/road, these memories are ones i locked up in a box long ago never to be opened again but because of this topic i had to open it again and here is its content...

The funniest thing is that i never told anyone including my family members about the second embarrassing moment of my life and all this was to avoid being mocked by them...

FIRST TIME...

I was in the church on this faithful day, it was on a Sunday morning and as usual i do use my home toilet before going out every morning to avoid this same embarrassing situations, i make sure i do my thing(take a poop🙈💩) before going to church every Sunday because our church building those years ago never had a good toilet, the toilet in my church was used by many so it was a no no for me and that is why i make sure i do my thing in my house before going to church but on this faithful day all hell broke loose...

I was not feeling too good a day to that day, i was purging because of over eating and that was how i fell sick without knowing, as usual i did my thing this faithful Sunday morning and moved to church...

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The distance from my home to church and vice versa was about one hour thirty minutes on foot which is what we mostly use every Sunday, on this fateful day after doing my thing in the morning, we did Sunday school and then it was time for praise and worship and that was when all hell broke loose...

I am a chorister in church and on that day i was leading worship when this sudden running stomach held me up, i tried to control myself but guess what it wasn't working, i had to fast forward the worship to take a sit...

I finished worship and sat down while praises was going on, it got to a point where this running stomach became worse, i couldn't sit down, i couldn't sing, I couldn't stay at a fixed point, i was moving all around and it got to a point where i started drawing attention to myself...

I couldn't leave the church auditorium because i was to be a back up to the hymn leader, it was time for hymn when i suddenly got the urge to take a poop😳, i couldn't move so i decided to close my legs together while i endure it...

I tried and kept holding it in, at some point i stopped singing the hymn and started chanting some local yoruba chants; poop dissappear, urine come only the yorubas will understand this chant well hehe, i said this countless times but nothing was happening...

Things started getting worse as i was sweating profusely under lots of ceiling and standing fans, we had about 10 plus ceiling fan ands and 5 standing fans, all these were on and I was dripping sweat and some people started noticing me...

I was sweating because i was holding it in and it was making me hot, after the hymn i rushed outside to see if the toilet is useable, i got there and ran out in disgust hehe, i couldn't go inside the church neither could i sit...

My mum noticed and came outside with a fellow usher, they already knew what i was going through and they started talking and laughing as i was in pain lol, it wasn't funny that day because i was dripping sweat while holding my bum...

Before i knew it, my legs were running towards a nearby bush lol, i didn't walk inside, i jumped inside the bush without thinking about what I could have encountered on jumping..

I had to do my do there and cleaned up before entering the church, mehn come and see all the eyes that were on me as i was walking to my seat, i became popular because i spent almost an hour outside and when coming in i was soaked in sweat lol but it was better than messing myself up...

 SECOND TIME...

This is similar to my first experience too but this time i was in the class room when it all started and unfortunately for me, my school didn't have a good toilet and that was how I started running home to do my thing, i was so pressed and choked, i was sweating and running at the same time, praying silently not to mess myself up...

My house was an hour journey and it got to a point where i couldn't hold it again and i stylishly decided to walk and then it happened...

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I messed myself up big time in my uniform and i was forced to hold my bum so that my body won't be stained the more and that too all in shame and feeling embarrassed lol...

In conclusion, since that day i never ate overdose in my life again because it was just so embarrassing walking home in a stained clothing and also like someone who is handicapped to prevent more eyes on you but flies didn't fail to embarrass me either, i never want to experience that again😭😢🙈🙈🙈🙈...

 THANKS FOR READING🙈🙈

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