Manchurian Candidate [My Favorite LOLitician] [The Most LOL character in the history of politics]

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Oh, the topic 😂. I xawi who don't give a shit about a politician's going to write on one of them. The personality I've selected for my contest is someone I don't hate him or I don't like him either. The way he portrayed himself in front of the public is a bit funny to me and that's the reason he got the honour that I am going to write about him😂.

I don't keep myself up to date from the current affairs. Maybe the reason It hurts me and I love myself I don't want to hurt myself. 😜 Anyways, I don't know about other countries politician's but I do believe if you are a politician you fall in the same category Liar, corrupt and disobedient to the oath you've taken while being elected. I believe the real meaning of the word Politician is how to lie so you can hide your black money. How you can transfer the money you looted from poor people. How you can fill your swiss banks. I know nothing yet I know everything😂.

When it comes to Pakistan politician's we often hear negative statements about them. It is because of the way they have portrayed their so-called image. If the contest was about to write how corrupt your country politicians are. Then that could be the easiest contest to do. Finding fun facts about them is like finding Gold foil legendary out of quest chest loots :P.

Well, the politician I am going to write about today I've witnessed his some most ridiculous or (Hilarious if you say so XD) or completely out of the context tongue slips.

So, Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce Pakistan's most troll Ahmm I mean most Weird ehh the most not to discuss politician.

Let's welcome him with a huge round of applause on my innocent blog 😂Sheikh Rasheed Ahmad



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Beeru Sheik Rashid aka Sheikhu aka Pindi boy 😝 always says I didn't choose Thug Life, Thug Life chose me :P. There are some funny tweets about him I read a while ago I want to share those tweets that those tweets were quite hilarious.

Pardon Sheikh Rashid I am going to a postmortem of your image XD. This great thug looter is mostly known as a big-time poker of Bilawal Bhutto. Now, who is Bilawal Bhutto? Well, he is another character in our politics since we are talking about Thug Sheikhu uncle so let's just be a focus on him really XD.

Sheikh Rashid is the only politician who has the ability to go in incognito mode. He can hide for many days and later when he will come out he will blast bomb by saying I was dreaming for the past few days and I didn't want to break my dream. I had been dreaming that Kashmir is now Pakistan. I had been dreaming that I Bilawal Bhutto wants to adopt him as a father. Sheikh Rashid calls Bilawal Bhutto Billo Rani lolzzz. He thinks his Deciduous teeth are not yet broken and he is here to become Pm of Pakistan.

Another weird fact about him he is 69 years old and he is still single. According to him, women is always available to him so women is not a big issue for him. The most pathetic thing he ever said that why people get married? when you are getting all the benefits without being married then who wants to get married lol so dumb :P The thing that dumb mind needs to understand is we are not living in western culture and everyone can get everything without adapting Halal ways. But we shouldn't forget our ethics and moral values.

As I mentioned up there he is known as the funniest character of Pakistan politics. He said so many things about many politician's. Some people think he put spices in politics. He is Railway minister of our country and recently announced 1500,000 jobs in the railway department. Of course, he is giving loli pop to our people it is not going to happen. He is not a magician that he will produce 1500,000 jobs overnight with his magic stick.

He can't stay hungry, all the time he wants to eat. He eats all desi food such as Nali nihari, paaye, etc etc. That's is why he has obesity. Burl is another copy of sheikhu when it comes to food. They live to eat food.

These days he is dreaming about Prime Minister seat. In that regard, there is one funny meme let me share.



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Recently he vows to conduct Raid in disguise in order to monitor railway progress. You guys won't believe the way he chooses lolz. Someone just nailed in this cartoon.



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Some funny tweets about Sheikhu Uncle.

Arslan Naseer - CBA (@ArslanNaseerCBA) October 28, 2016

Lolz that tweet made me laugh out loud😂

When I was little, I used to think ke Undertaker se achi Entrance kisi ki ho hi nahi sakti ....... Sheikh Rasheed proved me wrong today.



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— Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) October 28, 2016

If you can read Urdu😂

Kaun kehta hai maut aye ge to mur jao ga
Me to sheikh rasheed hon, bike pe beth ke nikal jao ga.

if not then let me try to translate in English. I need an English professor over here @ifeoluwa88 come here I need you English professor of Neoxian city😜. Oh it reminds me yea I am tagging Ifeoluwa88 for this contest challenge :P XD

English translation just trying..

Who says death will come and I will die. I am Sheikh Rashid I will ride my bike and will go far away😂.

Below I am sharing Azizi as Sheikh Rashid. The best comedy show about Sheikh Rashid. I am sharing it for you @azircon. I know you know Urdu and when you will have spare time must watch for some good laugh :P XD



Hasb e Haal 16 July 2020 | Azizi as Sheikh Rasheed | حسب حال | Dunya News | HH1


I will admit I really enjoyed writing this post. I hope you guys did enjoy it too. Thank you so much #bdcommunity for giving us another opportunity to write on something I've never done before.

The facts I've described above are more ridiculous than funny to be fair. Now you see the fate of our country is in what kind of hands? It's a shame we have such politician's but it is the story of almost every country we are not alone.

Ok, I am not saying I am an angel and i never did anything wrong. I also made swear mistakes in my life due to lack of knowledge and without knowing the after-effects. Anyways the human is who learns from their mistakes and don't repeat again. But our politicians have refused to learn anything. They think money is everything just gather as much as you can. They don't know when they will die only their deeds will be with them instead of the money they are accumulating. In my country, the poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting the richest.

Life is really really very unbalanced let's just hope for the good. I am signing off guys see y'all in other bdcontest. till then see ya take care. :)



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lol xawi, you are really too good in humor. All the best for the first

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hehe thank you momma i tried

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Kaun kehta hai maut aye ge to mur jao ga
Me to sheikh rasheed hon, bike pe beth ke nikal jao ga.

This is what I a quoting to my daughter when she is asks me to do her homework! :)

You got a check a few spelling, other than that well done Xawi!

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heheh thank you and i am glad you liked it. I and spelling mistakes are like 5 and 6. I tried to remove hope its done😂 sorry

This is what I a quoting to my daughter when she is asks me to do her homework! :)

ahahah cute

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