In glorious recognition that I actually hit the 5k mark, we had a little cycle around the village my friends live in. The wife is not good on a bike and anyone thinking that her flappy pants might get caught in the chain, go to the top of the class! Just a few hundred metres later and the sound of swearing in Thai accompanied the sound of ripping material.
I had mentioned the possibility beforehand but it was dismissed. I could have gone for a 'told you so' but I value my health more than I do being right all the time ;-)
Hope everyone is safe and healthy. Best wishes :-)