Best Spoof Childrens Books

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Found a spoof book cover from an old children's book, did a quick Google and found these wonderful children's books. These must make interesting bed time read.

Mrs Berenstain is a moaner

Paddington has a drinking problem

Bert is a freak in the bedroom

The Muppets are woke AF

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You are never to young for an orgy

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Timmy is a frisky mofo

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