My brain is such a creative a******

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This morning as I left for work, I recognized that I did not have my keys. I thought to myself, "No big deal. There will still be a key in the lock box when I get home, and if for some reason there isn't, well @stinawog has keys." And then my brain got to work on the worst possible scenario, which is that someone malicious who knows how to get into our lock box used the key to go in, took it and locked the door behind them and I could hear them murdering her and @loch, and I would have been just in time to save them if I had had a key, but because I didn't they would die. My brain is such a creative a******.

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Worst part is, the keys were used as the murder weapon.

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AAAAAAAAAAAA

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sshole?

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Yeah. I was doing voice to text and it automatically put those asterisks in there, lol

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Try to say "ass stare Rick's" and see if the asterisks start hitting themselves.

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Ass stare ricks

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Maybe say it louder so it thinks you're angry.

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I want to open your head and see what's in there. Seriously dude... that imagination of yours is just...

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