Welcome, to a seriously delayed version of the weekly spectacle. Hoping to get these out weekly again as I focus more on writing than on making connections! Let's get started.

Citizen @xawi creates a paradox that could unravel the fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe 

In a confusing run of events, citizen @xawi dated a young man after attending one of the esteemed local colleges in Neoxian City. Apparently it was a joke, but not a joke, and a date, but not a date. By no measure we are just as confused as you, as were listeners as she was telling us this story. Burl was available for comment:

Screw this shit, what about xabu? Burl and xawi. We were literally made for each other. I don't like this confusing state of affairs. Let the paradox come. Nothingness is better than life without xawi.

Poor Burl. We feel sorry for him too.

Citizen @reazuliqbal creates a situation where he can manipulate the natural laws of science.

@reauliqbal, a man known for his gravitation towards maths, logic, and all things sciency has found a way to manipulate the natural laws of science. He has found a way to be too busy to talk, and also in a room chatting at exactly the same time. This is fast becoming the 8th wonder of the world.

It's really crazy. You walk up to him, and he'll be all like, "yeah man, too busy to chat" but then at exactly the same time he will be in the next room talking to a crowd of people. I don't know how he does it? Ahmazing!

Double Bear Receives Esteemed Award

@bearbear613 received an accreditation that not many get in Neoxian City -- he received his own build to do with as he pleases. Unsurprisingly, he has created a swingers bar, where everyone is able to come forth and let their sexuality fly free with the wild bear man.

None are more happier than @anouk.nox who shares with us that she likes a bit of fun every now and again.

Lord @neoxian has been thinking about placing some bouncers on the door for quite some time as innocent bystanders are becoming curious and peeping in -- only to have their innocence crushed by the force of a thousand suns.

Poor @xawi and Bee.

Our beloved pope @thereikiforest makes complete U-turn with illness.

In an amazing turn of events, our pope, that had lost her voice for months, and seemed to communicate with us entirely through emoji's has found her voice again. Rising up that @mee6 leaderboard like a tsunami and causing citizens reaz and xawi to quake in their little boots.

More to report on her behaviour in the next edition. We will be keeping our eye on you pope ;)

@simplymike graces us with her presence again

Whilst going about our daily business citizen @simplymike flashed in Neoxian City centre in a display that was much like Nightcrawler from the xmen. Interested in daily life, @simplymike asked around how everyone was and then before we knew it she had flashed out again.

There were strange tubelike apparatus coming out of her veins that had Steemonsters addiction etched in blood over them - but before we could get a closer look she was gone again. We hope you are well! Please come back and see us soon.

@anouk.nox finds new home

Citizen @anouk.nox has been telling us that her and her boyfriend have been looking for a new place to live for years. They have even been thinking about moving continent. Thankfully, after the opening of @bearbear613 swingers bar, she is safely right at home with an apartment above. She had this to say:

Great. I have everything I need here. We were thinking about moving to exotic places with palm trees, but not when you had a good old seedy bar downstairs, ran by my favourite barman @bearbear613.

@anouk.nox is expected to retire here and have her ashes spread over the place where all the fun happens.

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