Bah! yesterday was Monday. And today Tuesday. My feed page is dead. Let's now fling away some free gifts to the community.

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And you who thought that this last weekend here has been a lil bit slow, tedious, without much participation or enthusiasm and a great lack of vivid engagement, hot interaction & blast inspiration in this #newsteem ghost town of late. ¿Huh?

Well, then imagine in what kind of wake this place can become today that is Tuesday with all its sighs, whinings, moans, regrets and snot's spills.

¿Can you figure out and depict the scene?




Yeah! that's right. To each their own.

Isn't it?

But well, this post is not written to make you laugh. Or ¿wait? perhaps it is. Or has been written just to make you think (as always). But prolly it is not the case. Or written with the only purpose of entertain you a bit. Which is indeed what looks like the most likely intention. Or ultimately, as a quirky mix of all of them scrambled and agitated all together. Your choice!!

So, despite of all your wild elucubrations. Let me tell you that you indeed are probably wrong. This post has been written as a living proof of my well being, good intentions and inconmensurable detachment and generosity.

With a coolness giver's mindset beyond all limits. With a willingness to create smiles never seen before. With an obvious and clear intention to make you feel better and less alone and abandoned. With a... uhm, well...
I guess you get the point!!

I have come here today to give. I came here today to give away free gifts. I came here today with material contributions for the community. Yeah, the whole & entire suddenly sad and lonely community of late. That very same once happy and easy going community in which the majority of its always enthused members never had the sensation of lack of fun, live interaction, engagement, commitment, entertainment and will to give and receive.

That thriving and enthralled community whose engaged members never felt the need to flag or downvoting to anyone as to feel better. A thrilling community whose members were always so busy and entertained in rewarding others without any interest beyond rejoicing each other's day.

A healthy community where "Content Discovery" always was a thing. Where READING, consuming, digesting, enjoying, rewarding, sharing, ReSteeming, commenting and interacting on each other content was always organically by default and without any sort of automatisms.
Oh yeah! actual fuckin' "CURATION" you know? ¡No Bots Of Any Kind!

But times have changed. And with the changes the need to adapt to them. And with the new changes also present in population behavior. Which can be currently observed as a result of such a lengthy period of adaptation and transition. I think the new situation also forces us to create right away new awards, trophies, medals, condecorations and glorifying badges with which clearly identify and notoriously highlight the new roles.

Soundly featuring and remarkably rewarding to the outstanding members of our community who actually know how to play this game the best.

The true champions of #newsteem.

Third Steemversary

Therefore, seen the seen and having walked the walk. Along these last days I've been thinking to dust off a bit my graphic design skillz.

Yeah, I've never been good at it. But ¿who cares? when it is just with the only purpose to contribute with the community giving away freebies of questionable value but made with great love & effort. Right? :)

And that was then how I got down to work.

I thundered my stunted fingers and subjected my index finger to exercise some calisthenics for a couple of hours. And here it is the graphic result of such an exciting journey. A fascinating journey of rediscovery in which I've been able to verify one more time that I am still able to capture in images the extravagant ideas that flutter inside my head.

"A picture is worth a thousand words" ...that's what they say. ¿Correct?

So, neither short nor lazy rush me to share them with all of you. A simple trio of accurate depictions of what I believe are a few categories of badges which our good friends @arcange, @techybear & @captaink are lacking in this moment in the Hall Of Fame of their @steemitboard website.

C'mon!! How comes that these honorable members of our community had have forgotten revamp and update the gallery of awards to reward the new fauna of outstanding actors that although they have always existed, now in #newsteem they stand out much more?

We have to give them a resounding recognition. To these actors and fauna, I mean. Much you know that they deserve their own exclusive badge. Badges designed with good taste, distinction and category.

And well, this is what my free gifts to the community is all about. Freebies mainly addressed to embellish further @steemitboard's website and also nurture the availability of Laureate Insignias in its repertoire to celebrate the feats of these upcoming famous characters and celebrities.

I know very well that everyone has asked for it and has been cheering for a long time this everywhere across the steem blockchain.

¡Let's call a spade a spade!

And today, here you have these three.

A trio of condecorations that sooner than later will start to accumulate plenty of points by the achievements of its holders. And very soon, I have no doubt we'll see more often than not. How these all of the sudden furtive notifications made by the sneaky steemitboard bot in the comment box of its proud owners they will rejoice with the news that a goal has already been reached and a new one has been established.

Feel free to use any of these badges next. And start spreading them around and assign them to whoever you see fit.

So, without more ado...

"The Badges"

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Leave a comment. Share your experiences and feedback. ¡Be part of the conversation!

«««-$-»»»

"Follows, Comments, Resteems & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"

Cranky Gandalf

Cheers!!



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The comment bot affiliated with the account formerly operated by skramatters would like to thank you for these badges of honour and inform you that your notification is indeed accurate and this post has been resteemed..

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Ah! how much I enjoy this new generation of smart and witty bots with an overwhelming good taste. Kudos for a remarkably well programmed bot who also knows how to ReSteem. :)

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@newsteemitboard has awarded you with an upvote. Congratulations on reaching 'asslicker' status.

Please keep on licking ass until the next badge which will be the 'skis' badge that signify you need to wear skis to stop disappearing completely up people's arses.
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Oh! 'skis' ...now we are onto something here @nathen007. Onto something capable to generate immense wealth, economic rewards, mooning ROI and financial freedom.

Well, unless we don't forget to turn out 'skis' asap into an actual fuckin' well appreciated token on Steem-Engine, through the upcoming SMTs protocol or whatevah will please the whims of the #newsteem blockchain.

Would you think we also will need to create a handful of miner tokens too?

i dunno, so to speak, by instance:

  • SKISM
  • SKISMM
  • EMSKIS
  • EMFOURSKIS

And yeah, the last one I am gonna leave it to you to be baptized as you prefer get it out of your cojones. I bet we'll be filthy rich way before than expected. };)

With your noteworthy skills to code effective, impactful & eloquent bots with such impeccable wording prose and inviting messages and my lousy graphic design skillz our success is guaranteed. All this is gonna be like shooting the ground to reach the top of the pinnacle within the steem blockchain.

these are great and I am definitely going to be using them but if you're accepting requests, can we have an award for having 5, 10 and 25 alt accounts please :-)

Oh! yes of course. I certainly will accept requests for new Hall Of Fame badges. Let me see with what wacko idea I can come up for your 5, 10 and 25 alt accounts wankers. }:)

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Heey @nathen007

What about if for sake of authenticity and on behalf of credence, we get to forge these automatic triggered comments a lil bit more trusty? ¿eh?

Ahem...

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I actually prefer your comment bot to the real thing.

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Which one of my comment bots? The 'spanglish' speaking ones?

I reckon yours are way more expressive. :p

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🤖 Congratulations on behalf of skramatter's comment bot you will be receiving some randomly selected scot token because skramatters programmed me to reward insults directed at my dickhead creator..

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Hang on a second, I will get back to you on the content of this post as I check your tags and work out which combination of alt accounts I need to maximise my curation returns......
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Ok sorted, right....these are great and I am definitely going to be using them but if you're accepting requests, can we have an award for having 5, 10 and 25 alt accounts please :-)

Nathen didn't actually write this, this is all the work of his AI-powered comment bot. Nathen is currently watching back episodes of 'House' on Youtube and trying (without much success) to brush up his own sardonic wit.
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Yeah, keep doing that. Brushing up our own sardonic wit and our delightful sense of humor spiced with plenty irony & sarcasm. This always will fill our belly, brain and heart. Regardless if our wallet or our pants pockets keep cultivating a great deal of fluff and spiderweb.

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i'm progressing. From ass licker to circle work and now on to down voting. Cant wait to see what other badges you have lined up :)

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You are a motherfucker artist @michealb. };)

Just look at you how many different roles have you played in so short time. All these three done, fulfilled and satisfied already. Yeah mate, you are now at the verge of becoming a creditor of any meritory badge that my overwhelmingly lousy graphic design skillz please your fancyness.

Just ask me through that tiny lego mouth of yours what the heck you need now to please your whims. :)

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lol not sure yet, will let you know haha

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Then, perfect mate!! Don't worry. Maybe you are already aware that the Pink Cranky Gandalf has lesser lousy clairvoyance skillz too. However, I'm gonna allow and will give you the chance that you explicitly let me know what you'd wish materialized. :)

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wouldn't you go and downvote bigger fishes than? You know, steemians with 50k+. I really don't get it how you downvote my post.

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buying votes

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yeah, I did that once after few months now. And even if I buy a vote, I get less than I pay in. Because of new H21 system. And than you come along and take steem away from me? I do not produce it as easy as you do. I don't have it much. And after all, writing of my blog takes me few hours. Not few minutes, like some steem members who write only few words.

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Love the new badges! LOL

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Haha yeah, I suspected you surely would love these new badges. Since after our latest tidbits of brief interaction and exchange of enlightening insights. You can bet each one of our conversations has been of great inspiration for the creation and birth of these lousily made condecorations.

Feel free to use any of these to spread the fun. And/or also request new ones to decor your own fancy alley where you use to unfold your feathers and deploy your wings the most.

Cheers!! :)

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Haha, please make one that says 'downvote lobby'. Maybe with an old west 5-pointed star sheriffs badge. :-)

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Uhm, nice idea. Let me see with what graphical 'concept' can I come up to make its potential holders feel immensely proud with. };)

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I made a dime store version! :-P

DOWNVOTE LOBBY.png

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