Sometimes an Eggplant is just an Eggplant TRIBE NEOXIAN

Maturity is an issue with us men. No matter how much older we get, it seems we digress back into those little pre-pubescent laughing children. Perhaps we don't mature; we just get older.

Ahhhhh the eggplant. How did this wonderful plant become such an icon for... recipes?

What a huge Eggplant that is!

Now don't tell me that doesn't look yummy?

source: hungryforever.com

Please don't confuse this post with:
https://www.complex.com/life/2016/05/eggplant-deformity-penis-injury

This is a SFW post! Only clean thoughts here!

"Did you know in 2014 a 22-year-old Khiry Johnson took the stand on the syndicated daytime television show Divorce Court and accused his significant other, Erin Rodgers, of being sexually untrue. “We both have iPhones, and we both have emojis”

“I hadn’t heard about the eggplant,” Judge Lynn Toler interjected. “There’s an eggplant?”

https://eggplantmail.com/blogs/news/eggplant-vs-penis-emoji

To conclude:

My Favorite:

source: chow.com

https://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/popular-ingredients/easy-eggplant-recipes

There's more than meets the eye.. but sometimes an innuendo is just an innuendo! Perhaps my maturity level has dropped to the age of my prepubescent son.. but sometimes you just gotta relax and laugh you prudes!

Dedicated to a certain somebody who hates my favorite emoji for all the wrong reasons:

:)