Stories of a shit post.. for Steem.

source: http://www.catersnews.com

Does a Bear shit in the woods? This is a story of a shit post. It's a free write. It will have no effect on your personal religious beliefs. Perhaps it will effect your political views!

So here goes:

Once there was a good Bear and an Evil Bear. An evil Bear came by and started to tell him how to shit in the woods. The good Bear said, "I think I'm doing just fine shitting on my own".

Then the evil Bear took out a machette and started hacking at the good Bear. The evil Bear said, "CONVERT!"

The Good Bear then took out an automatic weapon and fired some warning shots in the air. The evil Bear then grabbed a rock and threw it towards the good Bear's head.

The evil Bear said, "CONVERT to how I shit NOW!"

The good Bear then said, "F this shit and fired a few rounds into the evil Bear.

The End.

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