RE: The Naughty and Nice Lists 😈😇

Where the fuck did you learn to write SQL queries like shit?
I wonder why I spend time providing top-class service like HiveSQL to such bastards who repeatedly ignore SQL predicates. This really pisses me!
Stop wasting server resources, move your dickhead out of your ass, and go learn what "CONTAINS" is for!

Your wanker-written query, using "LIKE" everywhere like a small fag throwing flowers to bitches, is taking ages to complete when using CONTAINS(body, 'shit OR fuck OR bitch OR piss OR dick OR cock OR pussy OR asshole OR fag OR bastard OR slut OR douche OR cunt OR bollocks OR arsehole OR wanker OR fucking OR fucker OR twat OR fucked OR dickhead OR tosser') will do the work in less than 4 seconds!

Add to this that your results are totally inaccurate because of the surrounding spaces you added. You now look like a pussy. I dare you to find this sentence with your asshole's query, you tiny douche!

PS: one more "potty point" to me!