The Road to Steemfest | 3 Truths, 1 Lie

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Thanks to @coruscate's reminder, I'm getting just in time for the three truths, one lie entry of #roadtosteemfest. This should be a fun one. What is true, what is not, can you spot the web of lies?

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#1

I have eaten 1.2 kg of steak and about 300 grams of potatoes and got the dish for free because I managed to get it down in under an hour. I felt quite full after that stunt.

#2

I can death growl, like those vocalists in brutal metal bands. In a second I can shift from my chill self into a demon at will. I don't scare people in public though, but one of our neighbor has been rather weirded out by the odd noises I'm producing, so much so that once she came to listen them behind my window.

#3

I have hiked 120 kilometers in Finnish Lapland alone. It was also the longest I went without speaking to anyone, 7 days to be exact. Pro tip: don't forget your mosquito repellent like I did, those devils are gonna eat you alive.

#4

I dragged over ten kilos of dried fruit strapped on a skateboard to Steemfest 3 in Krakow to get rid of some, because I had over 60 kilos of it at home. Distributing the good stuff in every situation possible, be it the frat house we had with bunch of other Steemians or a dark corner in a bar stuffing it to other people's bags, I also took the opportunity to get @ned, the previous CEO of Steemit Inc, to taste it. He was a bit confused of the whole situation to say the least.



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#2 doesnt make sense

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This dude isn't bad at it!

I figure #2 is true.

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Well, I can tell that one of the two of you is right :D
When are we gonna reveal what's true, btw? In the next road to steemfest post? Or in the Steemfest itself? :D

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I would say at SF4.. on the stage with hundreds watching! We need to make sure you see ;)

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Haha :D yes, that would be great.

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Number 1 is the lie there😌😌😌.

Just 1hr? 😌😌

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Whether I did or not, one has to be quite fast eater to do that.

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Whether I did or
Not, one has to be quite fast
Eater to do that.

                 - celestal


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#1 is clearly the lie. I will never believe that you ate a stake, no matter the size.
A steak, if anything! (Not like a wooden stake to anchor a tent, or to kill a vampire.) Okay, sorry, I just had to bust out the vocab nerd here! But let me examine each point in earnest:

#1
A kilo and a half of food is no small accomplishment, even if you took a whole hour to eat it all. It seems doable, but I can also see how one's stomach might rebel against such a feat. However, considering your previous food related stories, especially while bicycling, all of which I can relate to very much, I'd like to say it's true.

#2
Respect for the death growl! But once again you're supporting the stereotype (which may as well have a real basis) of heavy metal and Finland. The two just seem to go together so perfectly... maybe just a bit too perfectly. Also, the part about your neighbor listening in on your vocal practices seems a bit odd.

#3
Hiking in Lapland sounds like something I could totally picture you doing. But forgetting your mosquito repellent? Nah, that just goes too far!

#4
Okay, this one is a no brainer: completely true! The dried fruit and Steemfest 3 you've mentioned before, plus, if you write this much about something, I have serious doubts that it's a lie. Besides, if you have ten kilos of dried fruit with you, what else would you do with it other than stuffing it into random people's bags?

My guess:
I'm gonna go with #2. Not because I doubt you can do an amazing death growl (which Finish children probably all learn in kindergarten), but because the part about your neighbor.

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#1 is clearly the lie. I will never believe that you ate a stake, no matter the size.
A steak, if anything!

Yeah, it was supposed to be steak :P

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I have seen you write about every subject you borugh out here but I think the numbers are wrong on the first one :D Fuck, I dont know actually...

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I think number 1 is a lie.
It just seems to much in too little time. Not that I doubt your eating skills...but just: nah...
The hiking part, yeah, I can see you do that all celestially and such. 😉
The death growl...yup, wouldn't surprise me at all.
And the dried food: that's a fact. Please don't do that in Thailand though, they might keep it and eat it :)

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What is true, what is not? Find out in.... Steemfest. Lol, maybe I'll just reveal in the next #roadtosteemfest post :D

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i hope 1 is the lie, i hope you only eat veg, i hope for peace in this world, hope is my drug

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We all have our own drug(s), I suppose hope isn't the worst of those :P

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