😜Another 1️⃣ of those Shitty Witty Stories👀 (Participation in @snook's Zombie Art Writing Contest)
Writing
High Heel Heresy
The Masks
Different global governments tried tirelessly to find suitable ways to combat the little invader, and for a few years, none proved successful. China came very close to finding an actual cure which, when tested on well over a thousand people in a controlled environment, worked extremely well having a 100% success rate. In a rash attempt to save humanity from their unintentionally forced hermit vices, the Chinese government deployed a worldwide vaccination umbrella using various weather systems and cloud manipulation to inoculate everyone simultaneously. Funny thing about nature though, it doesn't always play by humankind's rules and hopes.
The Umbrella
Nobody really knows how many under the umbrella it actually mutated in because it spread so quickly and violently that it was hard to pinpoint the epicenter. All anyone really knows is that the new strain, causes a devolution to take place in human morality and rationale. You ever seen any of those zombie movies where the person goes nuts and tries killing and eating everything that moves? Exactly like that - only this shit was real. Unbelievable to most, as the reports started flooding in, it was scoffed at like a modern day attempt at 'War of the Worlds' from H.G. Wells. They thought the footage was bogus and just carried on paying little mind to what was actually happening. WORST JOKE EVER.
War of the Worlds
If I hadn't been wearing those heels, I dare say I wouldn't be in this shelter right now, telling you kids my story. I mean, I don't carry a gun or even knives around with me and I just froze as this new species started towards me. I am not ashamed to say I had on a mask preventing any of that nasty spittle from getting in my airway as he lunged and groveled at me. I tried to turn and run but the heels stuck in the ground and I ended up doing the stupid woman in a movie thing by falling and twisting my ankle. The heel slipped partly off and I grabbed at my ankle, freeing my tangled foot and snatching up my designer pumps in the process. As I proceeded to get back up and run away, it was too late and the flight part of fight or flight was expired.
As he grabbed at my dress, the material was too slick for him to get a worthy grip and he fumbled his grasp. The only thing that came to mind was hit it with the shoe. So I did. I hit that fucker so hard the thin heel pierced his skull just above his eye and penetrated far enough into his brain that he stopped, literally, dead in his tracks. Then there I stood, frozen in shock and awe. I looked around and saw people getting just devoured and dismembered. It was far from pretty. I scrambled to find my keys, got in my car and drove as fast and as far away as I could, mascara and eyeliner drizzling down my face in a mixture of salty frightened tears.
Today
because I can
So Can WE
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Jockularity! lmao thanks man 😁
That was pretty "Good"!
I liked it!
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Will do and thank you!
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Choice selection with Heresy, been a while since I listed to Death Metal.
Mushroomhead is the tits! Thanks for reading 😍🤗
Thank You!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!! I LOVED this story!!
You had me reading faster and faster to see where it went.
I loved how you made it into folklore like so people growing up never forget.
I love it when you write. Really write but you know that already.
Thank You for taking the time to write your story for me and all that will read it!
Bravo!! please find time once and a while to write more stories.
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What an excellent story. I loved the way you blended in COVID19 and the fast pace of it, including the music. I didn't know you wrote so well Witty - I'm sorry I've missed them, because to be honest, I hate just photos and memes, and would rather read something this brilliant any day, especially if it involves zombies.
Thanks hun and thanks for reading! That was the thing though, I used to put out stories quite a bit, even had a comic going and it just never gained traction and attention. So, now they are farther between. 😏
I love the way you painted the blood and gore, it was really lovely, it's a beautiful story nonetheless. I enjoyed reading
Awesome, thanks for stopping in and checking it out :)
You make a very sexy woman Witty
I love how you discovered your secret weapon and that it is such a gorgeous weapon too
Enjoyed the read...
I do love women so have made it a habit to know them inside and out. Guess I'm in touch with my feminine side :P thanks for reading sweets!