POB - Happiness Contest 2 - Olympic Edition

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Welcome to the second edition of POB Happiness contest. This time around we focus on the Olympics. While we may not be in peak athletic condition, or even have any muscle mass to speak of, we are all Olympians in our chosen discipline.

So, speak up guys

What is the one thing in life over which you have mastery? The one thing that is your talent and something you're proud of?

It could be anything for e.g.:

  1. Fastest last slice of pizza grabber
  2. Fastest to spend an entire month's salary
  3. Most powerful scream
  4. Long distance garbage throw

Just use your imagination... and win

1st Prize 10 POB
2nd Prize 3 POB
3rd Prize 2 POB

Rules:

  1. Comment on this post.
  2. Contest open till post payout.
  3. Bonus points for funny answers.


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Fastest to spend an entire month's salary

Haha, this is a funny hint, well, I particularly remember how I often spend off the littlest cash that gets into my hand, it never lasts a day before I hit the road and feed my Tommy with garbage ( what everyone calls food) then boom, I'm broke again, so I basically lived the life of one minute I have money then the next minute I'm damn broke, it just happens so fast.

Most powerful scream

OK, I'm gonna ask you to get out of my head because damn, I do find myself competing with my peers on whose scream will bring down the glass windows of our neighbors expensive buildings, haha.

Long distance garbage throw

OK, people with this talent be feeling like gods literally, they be like "I controlled it with my mind" and I'm like shut the fuck up you dumb ass, your bag of luck is just pretty packed.

Now, to my talents, uhm, I wouldn't say I have the ability of reading minds, but I can quite detect when someone is nervous about something.

But my rather rare talent which I hope doesn't get me to the psychiatric hospital is being "extremely silly, in a sexy way, so you guess my most attracted gender is females 🙂🤸‍♂️


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Hello friends of POB, I am looking for contests and I found this interesting referring to the Olympics. I'm going to tell you about something that came to mind when you mentioned:
¨Fastest to spend an entire month's salary¨
It turns out that when I went shopping with my ex-husband I always made a list of all the things I needed around the house and while I put things in the cart, two aisles later my ex took out the things that did not seem to him that should carry. The most curious thing is that I always had everything I had written on the list, it must be some magic that I have so that the things I need appear, even if they get them out of the car hahaha.
My ex's words were these: You spend all of a month at a time, haha
but I only felt that I was buying what was necessary. Greetings and thanks for the contest.

Hola amigos de POB, ando buscando concursos y me encontré este interesante haciendo alución a las Olimpíadas. Voy a contarles de algo que me llegó a lamente cuando mencionaron:
¨Lo más rápido para gastar el salario de un mes completo¨
Resulta que cuando iba de compras con mi ex esposo yo siempre hacía la lista de todas las cosas que necesitaba en la casa y mientras yo metía las cosas en el carrito, dos pasillos más adelante mi ex sacaba las cosas que no le parecían a él que debía llevar. Lo más curioso del caso es que siempre tenía todo lo que había escrito en la lista, debe ser alguna magia que tengo para que aparezcan las cosas que necesito, así las saquen del carro jajaja.
Las palabras de mi ex eran estas: Te gastas todo lo de un mes en un momento, jaja
pero yo solo sentía que compraba lo necesario. Saludos y gracias por el concurso.


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Speed fucker! I can beat Dave Chappelle's time. Cut it in half!

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Master of Sniffing

My nose is a bit more sensitive than average so I can sniff out food or anything unusual (doesn't always work btw). Whenever I would walk by with a friend to her house, I could instantly tell what was cooking in the house a block away. I didn't think it was anything special until she purposely made different kinds of foods to confuse my senses but I would still guess them right 9 ish out of 10 times.

In a way, I am proud of this since it once did help when I was walking down the street and my neighbor's car passed by and I smelled something off. I told them to check their gas and see if there was something rotting. Later on she called me about her gas slightly leaking and a rotting slice of pizza on the backseat.


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Hahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You killed me with example 1,2,&4. Fuck!😂


For my entry, my answer is I'm a master of being a master of something. Like if I want to be the master of something I can be it, easily. Master of being a master 😂😂😎😅


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