Punday Monday 297

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Arts and Crafts!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@vaynard86

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Arts and crafts
As in
Why do they do so many crafts at camp? Because after the campfire they’ve got to do something with all those yarns.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing :D

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Salvador Dali declined a knighthood, for services to the arts, from Queen Elizabeth in the late 1980s. She had reportedly called him "Sir Realist."

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Harry Potter was a pretty good babysitter. He helped me with spelling and we did a lot of arts and crafts.

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I saw this old lady WEAVING in traffic the other day...she was flying at WARP speed! I knew that danger LOOMED ahead, but I followed her for a while until she took a WEFT turn and I decided to carry on my way.

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