SugarMummy: I Got a Real Life Peak into the Head (Reasoning) of a Woman
[Art made by myself]
Yo, guys, as you probably know by now, I like to think a lot and dive deep into things.
Although I prefer sliding deep into things, if you know what I mean 🌚🌚
And now I've had some very interesting experience. This experience would have probably been not much to someone else, but it's significant to me because I'm more of the thinker kinda person.
Let's get into it.
So there's some older lady I've been having my eyes on and thinking it'd be nice to have her as a sugar mummy or something. This lady is quite old. She should be in her late 40s or early 50s. But she's a MILF, guys!
A real MILF.
I'm sure we've all seen very desirable women of that age before, so you can stop looking at me like that 🙄.
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What's more is, I'm not the only person who has eyes on her, I really think she has her eyes on me too. I'm a very charming guy, in case you've not noticed.
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So, this woman looks at me a lot, and that's why I think she be feeling what I'm feeling.
So just a couple of weeks back, she came up to me and told me she was having a problem with her phone. The thing is she hangs out in some restaurant where I usually go to eat, she does business with the restaurant's owner. So.
She said her phone doesn't make any sounds when she gets a call and she has changed the settings now, so she just needs to give me her number so I can give her a call for her to see if the settings are working now.
At that moment I tore my clothes off and started dancing in celebration. Yes! At last, this woman has come for me. She wants my number but instead of asking for it, she has come up with this tricky way to get it! I don't mind, baby!
But of course, the whole dance thing was in my imagination. When she asked to give me her number for the call, I kept a straight face and said:
"Alright".
She gave me the number, I called her, and it rang out. She smiled and said it was cool, that her settings were now good. I congratulated her, and she left.
I watched that ass jiggle away and thought, yeah, it's gon' jiggle a lot more when Nev is on the steering, that's for sure.
Then I waited for days for her call or t text on WhatsApp, but nothing came. It was so tiring. How long was it going to take this woman to hit me up?
Every new day I checked my phone for that message. Every time I stayed away from my phone for a while I always thought, yo, what if that woman has messaged me by now, and she's waiting for a reply, while I'm here without my phone being of no benefit to anyone?
Then I'll rush to my phone, only to see no messages have come in.
One day I even attended some function in the evening, and couldn't open my phone throughout. Then when I was done it was late and I simply fell asleep. In my dreams, I saw this woman sad about me not replying to her message and contemplating deleting the message.
Guys, I woke up early in the morning and ran to my phone, but alas there was no message!
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WTF is happening to my Sugar Mummy dreams? Everything was going alright just a while ago, wasn't it?
I started thinking, pondering hard on the whole thing, until it hit me!
What if this woman wasn't trying to get my number in order to make the first move? What if she was trying to give me her number so I could make the first move?
Oh my God! That could be it! And so the same way I'm waiting for her message/call she's probably waiting for mine too!
Maybe she's been wondering why I haven't hit her up! Maybe she's even had that dream I had too.
My fucking God!
I'm not saying it's for sure she's waiting for me. I'm a better thinker than that, guys. It's possible her phone actually had that problem and she was trying to confirm her settings for real.
But what I'm saying is, look how long it took me to have the thought that she was probably waiting for me to make the first move. Look how I felt like everything was in her hands even when I had her number too and could make the first move!
Look how I waited for weeks in anxiety when I could make the first move myself! All that waiting and hoping was not necessary, because my destiny was in my hands too, I could hit her up and tell her what's popping.
But I didn't, I was waiting. For that long. And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, was a huge peep into the heads of females! I mean the younger females we see every day. That's how much they wait on guys to make the first move.
That's how absorbed they usually are (notice I said "usually' not "always"), giving the green light and signs while waiting for you (the guy) to make the first move.
As a guy, I've watched girls give greenlight and signs to me countless times when they could have simply said " hello" and begun a conversation.
I've seen them get so desperate sometimes with their signs trying to get my attention, and I used to think, yo, why didn't she just say "hi" and begin a conversation instead?
And now I have my answer. This is how much expectations can blind a person. Girls are usually so expectant of the first move from a guy that they usually don't really realize they can begin things themselves.
Just like I was so expectant of that woman's advances that it never occurred to me that I was also in a position to simply hit her up.
I know girls are expectant for good reasons like it being the norm, etc. I'm just saying, this time I got to feel what it must feel like to be a girl. I got to experience it live for weeks. It was such a revelation!
The End
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A sugar mummy might not be sugary at the end of the day oo 😁
LOL.
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So many what if, hehe! At least I am glad you took a walk into girls shoes and you know how it feels to expect that a guy says hi and begin the conversation😏 you know it is always sweeter if the guys opens the floor
I don't agree it's sweeter if the guy opens the floor. Anybody should feel free to open the floor regardless of gender.
That's what my thinking is, but it attracts girls more if boys begin the conversation.
Today's fast paced era and this kind of scene happens to any of us, so we should not think too much and waste time, I have a bad habit of thinking things too But this is wrong, we should immediately send a message if the next person is not responding to us, because if we do this, our relationship will start early, so we will think that it is a waste of time. If you continue to do it, good things will never come in a person's life.
https://twitter.com/LovingGirlHive/status/1725846778258632885
Most of the time we dream what we think whole day. In dreams, we get things to next level. Like you did it. It seems you are addicted to MILFS. But it seems you despirately need a girlfriend so you can turn your dream into reality.
LOL. Everyone's supposed to love a good MILF. And a MILFfriend would be nice.
Hahah. 🤣
https://twitter.com/lee19389/status/1725896100346020094
#hive #posh
Women are made like this, they expect a boy to come to them first and begin the conversation and move on.
You're right
You did not just say that.
You are a thick headed young man you idiot. I hope you don't mind my scolding you this way, but I am EXTREMELY OLD by your standards, and have learned a few things that I think you need to know. The first one is about women.
Not so long ago, MEN ALWAYS MADE THE FIRST MOVES. We women found it very hot. We still find it very hot. Lord, now we have to do it! Do we have to do everything?!!! Recent wokeness dictates that women have to give you blatant permission to move at all, or you become paralyzed by muddy thinking and stupid questions. That is not hot at all.
Don't ever let the woman have the possible position of being embarrassed, no matter their age, but especially if the woman is much older than you are.
If she was smiling when she said that, it was code for "your move."
Hahahah!
No, I do not mind being scolded at all, especially if the scolding shows where I went wrong.
About late 40s and early 50s being old to me, it's just because I'm a very young mf. I became 25 in June.
Okay, I get your point about why guys should keep making the first moves. I don't mind making the first move, but in my country if the woman is older she should make the first move because it might be deemed disrespectful if I, the younger person do it.
That's just my country, though, and I don't care much about culture so I think I should stand against this and feel free to make the first move even if she's older.
But generally, on women getting into the business of making the first move sometimes, I think women should be free to do that. We should encourage it and we should want a world where anyone can make the first move regardless of gender.
Women want what they want and it's sad if culture forbids them from going after it. I wonder how many times a woman has seen her dream man but let him go because she's forbidden by culture from making the first move.
Ah! So older women in your country (Nigeria, right?) must make the first move, but younger women are required to? I don't see why that changes with age. I prefer men to make the first verbal move. If they can't at least do that, I am not interested.
Thank you for not being offended. I was scolding you with my tongue in my cheek.
You meant younger women are "not" required to, right? Younger women are not required to. Older women are free to make the first move if it's a young man involved, like in the case in the post.
Yeah, it's Nigeria.
What do you think about what I said concerning why everyone should be free to make the first move?
Oh absolutely. Whatever turns you on. Would you prefer the woman to make the first move? I'd prefer the man to. It's pretty much essential for me. If they can't do that, they are not for me. But in the US, what I like is now considered to be sexual harassment by some, so fewer of you feel comfortable doing it.
Okay, right now I'm mainly talking about it from the angle of what should be permitted in society. But about what turns me on, I think both turns me on. I don't mind making the first move and I don't mind the female doing that.
Men in the US have to fight that shit. As long as the first move wasn't extreme and as long as it's polite, it's not harassment, and anyone who says it is needs to be shown how low their IQ is.
Yeah. I agree with your post 💯💯. I come from the same society as you and it is very common, infact, it is the norm for the man to make the first move for the relationship to begin. Most women would feel like it demeans their worth when they make the first move or that it makes the appear desperate or cheap and would rather give green lights or signs in order to get you to make the first move.
I think most of it come from our social culture and the way marriages are conducted 'round here. Men are the ones who ask women's hand in marriage and not the other way around, this culture must or should have influenced the mentality of women to think it must be this way even during courtship, to them making the first move should be as awkward as them asking a man's hand in marriage which is contrary to the way things are done traditionally.
I think women should learn to be okay with making the first move instead of sending out greenlights.
I can understand from both angles, to be honest. But hey! At least you can some worth relate to us 😂 while capturing some ideological similarities other men may have experienced likewise. Should I say it's a win-win?💁🏽♀️. The real question is, has the relationship grown beyond just calls? I need the Teeeee💆🏾give us an update!!!
Hahahah. Yeah, you can say it's a win-win. Quite a good experience and I'm happy I dwell deep enough to see things like these.
Nope, the relationship hasn't moved an inch, she never hit me up and even though I realize it's possible she's waiting for me I haven't hit her up either. Imma let it go, because, one: it's possible I'm mistaking all these for greenlight,a relationship has probably never crossed her mind. Two: if she actually wants something she's got to work harder than that. It's only fair she doesn't stay ambiguous.
That made me laugh :-), especially you being scolded by @owasco
And yeah, i think most women are attracted by the guy making first move, perhaps having the courage to overcome any fear of rejection, and perhaps repelled if they don't.