Poop 💩 In My Crush’s House - The Most Embarrassing Moment Of My Childhood
I visited a friend on a Saturday afternoon to hangout and fave some fun. This is not something I do very often. I’m a very indoor person and I hardly visit people. It’s not a habit I’m very proud of but I certainly do not hate myself for being an intense introvert.
School was on vacation, I wasn’t missing any class mate, I was comfortably enjoying being in my room until a friend invited me to his house. Left to my friend alone, I would have rejected his invitation but the thing is, he had a sister I was fond of. Elsie was my friend’s twin sister whom I’ve always wanted an opportunity to speak with. I had a crush on Elsie the very first day I saw her. She attended the same school with us but in a different department. This was my secondary school days.
I went to see my friend hoping to get a chance to speak with Elsie and if things went well I would probably tell her how much I admire her.
My friend and I were playing a video game in his room. I had not seen Elsie since I got to their house but my friend was sure that she was around, probably in her room painting or sleeping.
One thing let to another and I was pressed and needed to use the restroom. The tap in their entire house was not flowing so I had to fetch a bucket of water which I’ll use to flush my poo afterwards. I was very new to this manual flushing method, I hadn’t used it before. I lived in a ‘face me I face you’ compound therefore free range was our way of toileting. I had no idea what volume of water would be required to flush my poop. I also felt awkward asking my friend about that so I simply half filled the bucket and headed to the toilet.
That particular hesitation to ask my friend about the flushing for whatever nonsense reason is definitely one of the most stupid things that I’ve done. That stupidity lead to an embarrassment that I can never forget, an embarrassment that stained my esteem and reputation throughout my whole childhood.
When I was done 💩, I flushed my shit with all the water in the bucket only to see an uglier shit staring at me 5 seconds later, as if I have not made any attempt to flush it.
Then I realized how much water would be required to get rid of this ugly thing. I picked the bucket and rushed out to fetch more water to flush my poop.
Just when I got out of the toilet heading to the water basin, I saw Elsie making her way to the same toilet. She saw me got out with the bucket, she was probably waiting for me as they had only one toilet in their house.
Knowing what she was about to meet in the toilet and the embarrassment that was going to follow, I wanted to die immediately. I couldn’t think of anything to do to stop her from seeing that ugly thing I left stuck in their toilet.
With my head drowned in shame, I went straight outside with the bucket still in my hand. I left the bucket in their backyard and went straight to my house.
I couldn’t stop thinking about this embarrassment. I cried secretly in my room. The only thought that brought some kind of relief to me was the fact that we were on a long vacation and my friend wouldn’t get the chance to spread the news about the mess I caused in his house, well at least not the next day or two.
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Hahaha 🤣 and that was how you lost you long time crush I totally understand that girls can hate someone for that
Lol after disgracing my self in her house, I couldn’t even stand a second with her anymore. Pains!
Awww sorry about that buddy
It’s fine. Thank you 👍🏿
Like you are not serious🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is real embarrassment. How can you do this? You just lost your crush like that. But you should have tried to start a new conversation with her and let’s see.
This one Kaish😁🤣😆😆
Start a conversation with that poop still stuck in the toilet? No way!! I’ll rather run to my house
🤣🤣🤣
Have you tried after that day ?
Lol that crush I had for her died the day I left her house
Oh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
You could have just asked her to wait
That I was yet to flush my poop? No way! My head was already too heavy for that 😭
😂😂😂😂😂
By now the girl still remembers
That’s the most painful part of it, no one will ever forget 🤦🏿♂️
This is truly embarassing - but it is funny in retrospect - I hope. I can imagine that being overwhelmed with embarassment made you run away. The girl might have wondered why you ran. I am sure you would have been forgiven for not using the right amount of water the first time. Do you think you could have done something differently?
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If I was not a coward then, I could have simply asked her to wait whilst I flush the toilet properly. I’m very convinced that she would have understood. But then that would have required a lot of courage, something I didn’t have growing up.
It’s kinda writing about that experience now, but trust me back then, it was a disaster that crashed the little confidence I had.
Yay! 🤗
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With this kind of embarrassment, you wouldn't have the courage anymore to tell Elsie how much you admire her. I think you would have asked her to hold on while you tidy up your mess but instead, you ran away to your home..lol. I think I understand how embarrassed you felt and lack the courage to do the needful knowing that your crush is already in the picture.
It was a difficult moment. That particular incident did a lot of harm to my confidence and self esteem. I literally went back to hiding after that.