RE: Ass Kissing Brownnosers Are Useless
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The brownnosers return!!!!
I remember them well. They will come back of course. Nice Post and all that. Meh.
I can handle them so much more than the ones in the workplace you mention. Nothing worse than when you are trapped with a horde of them
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I like the ones that read tags and say weird shit like: Thank software post good art.
At work, in the flesh, it's terrible. If you got a lunch room, there's always that table and they're always bitching about someone. One's always looking over their shoulder getting ready to give the signal to shush...
Hahaha, ah thats right. Some of them even make them up. Wonderful recipe dear and you are like, what funking recipe!?!
Or the ones that pipe up at the end of a meeting to show how asskissery they are. And next thing you know the meeting that was finishinggoes on for another hour
It's bonkers.
Those meeting extenders. Sometimes they bring cookies or something but forget the napkins. Then everyone waits... You think it's going to be two minutes but it's 20. And the cookies taste like shit.
Thats because they are SHIT! Everything they have is shit and they cant tell because they have been roughing the brown for so long!
It gets on their clothes and everything! It's like they got sprayed by a hippo or something...
This whole post and these people is therapeutic man...
Therapy always comes in brown packages.
Wait, that sounds awfully wrong! Cool, I am glad to hear it!
I watched a hippo pooping the other night. I shant say why
Thought about doing a shit post today but instead... this happened.
I got access to a camera now. Might figure how to use it someday. Take some pictures of various species of shit found around these parts. It'll be interesting.
Cameras are where its at baby!
I like it when a post idea get derailed into something else.
And somehow this whole thing is supposed to be a public service announcement... Just doing my part.
The public dont deserve no service
Okay there Mr. Lockdown. Chill the fuck out.
They keep me in this cell!! What else can I do?!
Try with your left hand.
My left hand? You mean there are other hands?
The Palm sisters always come in handy.
They are ok but I wouldnt ever push them beyond the backing singing
So no wrap arounds?
Now you're reachin buddy!
No! That's not me. I promise.
If I catch you, you'll be sorry
I hate that chord progression! :OD
Yeah but there was no better song to throw in there at that moment. I guess you'll just have to deal with it.
I am already dealing with the hand that life dealt me and now I find I have to deal with more?
No deal!
You just passed the test. Official Non-Brownnoser Certificate will be sent in the mail shortly. Congratulations. You're qualified.
Why, this is amazing. I am overwhelmed. Might I take this moment to thank you for your awesomeness and compliment you perhaps on your very fine attire which perfectly matches your incisive critical thinking?
I'll think about it.