Building an army of super ants
My mutant ant army
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about my ant colony that I have in my front yard and how I am their god. In that post I fed them some of my hamburger that I cooked for our 4th of July BBQ, and the ants rejoiced. But some of them were wicked and needed to be washed away, so I brought in the floods from the sky and cleansed the colony of the impure.
Now three weeks later, the colony is flourishing with new life. Now many people would reach for the bug killer and try and exterminate them, but I am their God and these are my loyal servants and I will do no such thing.
My ants are small and frail though, so I must do something to protect them from predators and other colonies that may try and invade their space.
Then it occurred to me. I will feed them supplements to alter their chemical makeup and make them a colony of super ants that are stronger than any other ants.
As I brought the mega vitamin closer to them, they were drawn to it and began to swarm it, as if they knew that it had magical powers. They started chipping away at it with their pincers and the pieces began getting distributed amongst the swarm.
Now ants have an extremely high metabolism, so they must have absorbed the nutrients from the vitamin very quickly because the magic started to happen soon after they began eating.
The larger ants went into an all out rage and began asserting their dominance on the smaller and weaker ones. It quickly turned into a miniature battlefield on the concrete edge of my lawn. I wish that I had some epic battle music playing as the larger ants were biting the heads off of the smaller ones and bodies were being torn apart.
All of this bloodshed is what must happen for the evolution of my ant colony to become the strongest. I must continue to weed out the weaker ants and feed the stronger ones .
Soon my colony will grow to become the strongest species on earth and I will use them to take over all of the other ant colonies in the area. We will leave a pile of mangled and broken ants in our wake.
I know this is a perfect example of a poorly thought out thought, but I'm wondering what happens when you give them meth. I'm not saying you should go buy meth and give them meth, I'm simply wondering what would happen. Please don't go out to buy meth for science purposes. Some ideas are better left inside the brain and for some reason, I was unable to do that today. I'm going to guess though, and I'll assume, some of the ants would move into a trailer park.
I have thought about this before actually. I bet if i gave them meth, we would see ants with missing pincers and some of them would probably find some rags to start wearing that would resemble wife beaters. Now if I were to go and purchase some illicit narcotics for my ant colony, I could just let law enforcement know it was purely for scientific purposes and I am sure they would understand.
Maybe just ask the cops if they have any science meth, and invite them over to monitor the experiment.
Ant colony always be interesting object.
Great shoots.
Awesome photographs! I remember an old episode of twilight zone with a scientist and an ant colony experiment. Ants started at some point worshipping and creating images of him,lol.
I am hoping at some point that these ones start to create images of me too. Now that would be amazing.
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Awesome, thank you.
Great photos:)
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Thank you again. That picture you made is amazing.
Amazing photos! the approach is great, really there are many ants, I can see the details of them and the bloodshed. This is three weeks later? They have invaded you lol. The vitamins you gave them caused big changes? some super ant that merged with others and formed a great great mutant ant.
You are carrying out a purge so that in the future it will be the most impressive and feared ants army [You will have mercenaries ....]. It seems that magical vitamins make their bodies feel immune and want to fight for the honor of their God, so they did not mind losing their heads they did it with honor. The law of the strongest is executing. In the future it could be a thriving colony and they will venerate you for giving them food [a hamburger is a good pay to lose your head], maybe they will make you a statue and call their colony with your name.
Ps: I just hope your ant army doesn't bother with you at some point, Oh! That would be terrible lol.
lol. Thank you. I don’t think my army will be bothering me. I am training them to do as I command.
Great! Be a good king, because if they don't retaliate against you. Never forget the lol burgers lol.
Phase IV has begun!
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Now I fear I will always be scared by your mind
This picture is perfect to describe me. lol
I totally LOLed when I saw the giant vitamin photo. This is awesome. XD
Thanks. I had a blast writing this. I can’t wait to see what the next adventure is for my ant army.
gosh this makes me really hesitant to take a multi now. however as a natural pesticide it may be a an idea...
I doubt ants are loyal, especially if they find a pill of sugar in neighbor's house. Maybe you should try bees... hahaha.
Awesome story!
Dont doubt the loyalty of my subjects. They serve their God with their lives, lol.
Nice subject and liked the images very much. Macro shots are one of my weakness lol !!
You are an implacable God, but you will help him in the battles with your vitamin that makes steroid ants, good experience my friend, I liked this post.
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