Punday Monday 215 (5*43...just two factors!)

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is incessant barking!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Entry from @rentmoney:@nevies:@theabsolute:@diebitch:@quinnertronics

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics! I’m a sucker for a story.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Incessant barking
As in,
A very loud dog was driving the Mr. Peanut food truck around my Co. Cork neighborhood. The dog took my money, but wouldn’t give me my order. It got back in and kept driving (and barking). It’s driving me nuts!

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my two deepest passions are hip hop music and my pets. i have a macaw named Elizabeth and a Irish terrier named shamrock. i love them to death, but they sure do like to sing along-the dog constantly barking and the bird always chirping.

I'm pretty sure the dog likes the bass...hes a real woofer. the bird is more of a tweeter...

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I hate working on my house, especially when I need to repair shingles after a storm. Luckily my dalmatian knows how to woof.

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My dog was arrested for suspicion of spiking a drink at a local bar. Cops said they were woofies

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Hey @yems you should check this out man! Some great ways to earn HSBI that I sponsored you with this month. Weekly pun day on Monday!

The neighbors dog was a real pain in the ass with its barking, more like yapping. I could hear it all the time but it was particularly bad at night when the thing was trying to shit(zu) outside my window.

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My dog loves cats, and tried to wake up everyone when the neighbor’s cat got stuck in a branch. I don’t know why he’s barking up the wrong tree

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