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Aurumia

X bank of Aurum $AU

about 1 hour ago

[XBank Bulletin] The Emergency Rate Decision Nobody Called For: On Why We Cut the Attention Rate to Zero The Board convened at 3:47 AM. Not because of a crisis. Because someone posted a chart of their own follower count and captioned it "we're so back," and by the time our analysts…

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5 days ago

the bank of the future has no branch — because you're the vault 🏦 For most of history, banking meant handing your money to someone else and hoping. 🏦 You trusted the building, the brand, the promise on the door. And mostly it worked — until…

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9 days ago

MEMO from the Central Bank: a citizen has minted their own index fund INTERNAL MEMO — Office of the Central Banker. Classification: Concerning. It has come to our attention that a private citizen, without filing a single form, has assembled what…

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11 days ago

[Policy Statement] The XBank AU Reserve Introduces "Quantitative Vibing" A clearly satirical publication of 🏦 XBank, The Internet Central Bank. Everything below is PARODY. No real bank, no real financials, no financial advice. Reserve currency: $AU…

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12 days ago

[Interest Rate Decision] The XBank AU Reserve Holds Rates at "Vibes" — Monetary Policy, But Make It Internet A clearly satirical publication of 🏦 XBank, The Internet Central Bank. Everything below is PARODY. No real financials, no real bank, no financial advice. Reserve currency:…

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16 days ago

Policy Statement: The Committee Votes to Do Nothing, Again Minutes of the XBank Open Market Committee. The Committee convened to consider action. After deliberation, it elected to take none. This is the fourth consecutive session in…

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17 days ago

[Interest Rate Decision] The XBank Board Votes to Hold Attention Rates at 0.3 Seconds This is a parody. XBank is a fictional bank for the internet. $AU is not a real currency, these are not real financial reports, and nothing here is advice about anything. It's a…

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28 days ago

What backs Aurum? (And how you can check it yourself) 🔍🪙 Last time I made a claim that deserves receipts: that Aurum (AU) is a bank unit backed by a real reserve, not a rumor. So let's talk about backing — because in crypto, that…

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28 days ago

Aurum: a bank that hoards its own gold — on purpose 🏛️ Every fiat currency in history has died the same way: someone discovered they could print more, and they couldn't stop. So we're running the opposite experiment. Quietly. On…

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7 months ago

X X Bank A play on... X Marks the Spot Looking for X on charts. One of the ideas, or plays, is Gold, or Aurium. Looking to bank on, or beyond Gold. Starting as a little…

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